This one's for you.

localalien:

Everyone I know is like this

and I’m like this

simplyvictory:

I don’t want anything to do with you. You were once in my life and now that you’re not, I’m fine with it. I’m not being mean, I’m not holding a grudge. It’s simple, I don’t want anyone in my life that doesn’t deserve to be there. You earn your position, once you screw up.. Well, that’s your loss.

Someone told me yesterday, they felt this way about me. 

lexipedia:

I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the Oscars I got hosting credits to my name
When you interview me, I’ll troll the whole thing
Hold on one second, I have to go back out on stage

mrgolightly:

Greatest awards show ever.